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Zombie Beer Brewed With Real Brains

This brainy brew contains cranberries for carnivorous color and smoked goat brains for grisly flavor.

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By Bryan Le

03/24/14

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If you fancy yourself a zombie and would like to drink like one, then Dock Street Brewing Company has a beer for you. Their new brainy brew, Walker, is made with cranberries and real, actual brains

Being fans of The Walking Dead, the brewing company wanted to pay homage to their favorite mindless hordes with a beer that's infused with carefully roasted brains - goat brains, of course, since we aren't real zombies yet - for a savory undead twist. The beer is also brewed with cranberries to give it a bloody hue to really help drinkers get in touch with their inner mindless cannibal.

The beer runs at about 7.2 percent alcohol by volume - about 50 percent more potent than most American beers - meaning it will turn drinkers into brainless, shambling shells of themselves in no time. Geek.com has pointed out that this is possibly the worst beer to drink during a zombie apocalypse, as it can put you in a slumped-over stupor rather quickly and leaves your breath smelling like roasted brains, an aromatic meal that will attract the zombie hordes.

The company is set to premiere their "smartest beer" at their own screening of The Walking Dead finale at the end of this month. 

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