Woman High on Heroin Found Pants-Down Doing Yoga in Road

By Bryan Le 07/15/14

Michele Rene Cernak was caught mid-Dolphin with pants around her ankles and high on drugs.

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On Wednesday of last week, police found 51-year-old Michele Rene Cernak stripping and doing yoga in the middle of a road a few blocks from a middle school in Orlando, Fla. And to the surprise of no one, Cernak was high on drugs.

Around 3:40 p.m., police received a call from onlookers reporting a woman taking off her clothes between yoga stretches, fearing that she may be under the influence of something.

"They advised the female had her jeans down to her ankles with only her panties covering her private area," the police report read.

Officers arrived to find Cernak indeed with her pants around her ankles and her gold Chevy GMC pickup truck on the side of the road, engine still running and driver's door still open. 

During their search, police found Cernak's ID and car tags that indicated she was actually from Texas. They also found she was in possession of heroin, a syringe, a crack pipe, and three different types of prescription pills. During questioning, Cernak admitted to police that a wound found on her ankle was from shooting heroin.

Cernak has been charged with possession of heroin and drug paraphernalia, and is currently being held in Marion County Jail on a $5,000 bond.

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