Teen Blames Boyfriend's Failure to Take Her to "Twilight" for DUI

If you thought you were the biggest Twi-Tard out there, think again. Police arrested a drunken Illinois teenager on Saturday when she told them she crashed her car because her boyfriend didn't take her to see The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn—Part 1 as planned. Olivia Ornelas, 18, was charged with a DUI and unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor. Cops later discovered her car, missing its front right tire—she'd spun out of control and landed in a ditch. "Ornelas advised that she was extremely upset with her boyfriend because she did not see the movie Twilight like they were suppose [sic] to," notes a Kendall County police report. She was released after posting $300 bond. Some would pay that much not to see the movie.