Morning Roundup: Mar. 11, 2015

By Shawn Dwyer 03/11/15

Drunk man attacked after taunting elephant, Ireland accidentally legalizes drugs, and man stabbed in penis during bar fight.

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Ireland Accidentally Legalizes Over 100 Drugs, Including Ecstasy [Daily News]
Two Clubbers Rape Drunk Teenage Club For Three Hours [Mirror]
Video Of Squirrel Drunk On Fermented Crab Apples Goes Viral [Inquisitr]
Four-Year-Old Brings Dad's Cocaine To School, Dad Arrested [WHAM]
Teacher Blamed For Getting Students Drunk During Supervised Trip [Telegraph]
Dumb Drunk Man Taunts Elephant, Predictably Gets Attacked [Huffington Post]
Former Chiefs Quarterback Bill Kenney Arrested For DUI [Kansas City Star]
Man Stabbed In Penis During Bar Altercation [Mirror]

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