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New Marijuana PSA Mocks Maureen Dowd’s Pot Freakout

By April M. Short/AlterNet

With tongue firmly planted in cheek, the Marijuana Policy Project warned edible consumers to "start low and go slow." MORE  

Unhappy Camper—Joe Sober Strikes Again

By Joe Sober

The continuing adventures of AA cliché Joe Sober. This installment—Joe gets into self-service with a smile! MORE  

Morning Roundup: April 18, 2013

By Victoria Kim

Most teen-drinking deaths are not driving-related, magnets remove cigarette cravings, and Lindsay Lohan shoots mock ad for whisky-infused gum. MORE  

A Modest Proposal: The Gambling Game Plan

By Chris Wright

Gambling addicts are fortunate enough to be able to feed their cravings in casinos, shops, cruise ships, bars, and the comfort of their own homes. Why isn't anyone thinking about our hospitals, too? MORE  

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Prescription Heroin Now Available in Vancouver

A group of 120 severe addicts will begin receiving doctor-approved smack.

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Robert Downey Sr. Says Son Getting Sober Is His 'Highlight'

Forget all the great performances or the summer blockbusters, Robert Downey Jr.'s father is proudest of his sobriety.

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Morning Roundup: Nov. 26, 2014

CNN anchor Don Lemon causes stir with marijuana comments, Shia LeBeouf doing well (so far) in rehab, and drunk cop fires weapon at another off-duty cop.

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Lady Gaga Credits Elton John With Curbing Her Pot Addiction

Though she still partakes every now and then, Lady Gaga thanks the Rocket Man for being the "soberest" she has been in years.

11/25/14 7:30pm
Bill Cosby Accused of Leaking Daughter’s Drug Abuse

Once again the Cos is the center of detestable accusations, and he's still not talking.

11/25/14 5:30pm

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