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Morning Roundup: July 15, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

German politician admits using crystal meth to boost job performance, two men caught smoking heroin in Chuck E. Cheese, and rude crab steals man's beer. MORE  

Morning Roundup: July 7, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Columbus Short arrested for drunken violence again, California town considers weed tax to fund police, and drunk man claims dog drove him to store. MORE  

Morning Roundup: June 10, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Footballer John Harston reveals gambling addiction, charter school principal charged with cocaine possession, and man attacks brother with pot plants. MORE  

Drunk Man Arrested For Having Sex With ATM, Picnic Table

By Shawn Dwyer

Plied with plenty of alcohol, a Tennessee man found the appeal of making love to an ATM too difficult to resist. MORE  

Morning Roundup: February 19, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Selena Gomez back to boozing after rehab, support for legal pot grows in New York, California sees bumper crop of wine grapes, and man high on LSD claims to be Jack Bauer. MORE  

Morning Roundup: January 23, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Tennesse poised for medical pot, ex-Cowboy convicted in drunk driving death, China uses military camps for internet addicts, and snowed-in drunk uses Craigslist to get Taco Bell. MORE  

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