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Morning Roundup: Oct. 1, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Michael Phelps 'deeply sorry' for DUI arrest, man on drugs drowns dog with a bowling ball, and smuggler busted at airport with cocaine in shoes. MORE  

Morning Roundup: Sept. 25, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Chinese restaurant sold opium-laced noodles, woman busted for DUI pretends to be dead sister, and man buys school board votes with cocaine. MORE  

Morning Roundup: Sept. 24, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Charlo Greene allegedly smoked out neighbor's kids with weed, Denver taco truck accused of selling meth, and drunk man gets mauled to death at zoo. MORE  

Morning Roundup: Sept. 23, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Hundreds of veterans given free marijuana in Colorado, Ink Master host Chris Nunez arrested for DUI, and drunk man bathes in church holy water. MORE  

Morning Roundup: Sept. 22, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Marijuana pizza sauce now available in L.A., drunk driver pulls up to cops to say hello, and drunk airline passenger arrested for stealing booze. MORE  

The Continuing Adventures of Joe Sober—Freedom!

By Joe Sober

My name is Joseph and I am still more sober than you. MORE  

Morning Roundup: Sept. 17, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Wide Receiver Josh Gordon pleads guilty to DUI, intoxicated man breaks into home to steal candy, and drunk parents drop baby onto train tracks. MORE  

Morning Roundup: Sept. 12, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Ray Rice blames elevator assault on hard liquor, drunk man arrested for breaking into home to cook corn, and cocaine-laced Coors Light is a hoax. MORE  

Morning Roundup: Sept. 11, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Retail weed in Colorado tops medical pot in sales, man arrested for selling crushed Pop-Tarts as cocaine, and man charged with hiding drugs in DARE lion. MORE  

Morning Roundup: Sept. 5, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Fool downs entire bottle of Jack Daniels in seconds, son of Tigers owner in court for cocaine charge, and mother charged with neglect in huffing incident. MORE  

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Cleveland Browns' Josh Gordon Denies Addiction In Interview

Despite several failed drug tests and a year-long suspension, the Pro Bowl wide receiver continues to deny that he has a problem.

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Morning Roundup: Oct. 2, 2014

Amanda Bynes kicked out of fashion school for being high, women held in jail after cops confuse SpaghettiOs for meth, and Stephanie Seymour's son arrested for weed.

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Teens Who Get Drunk Sooner Are More Likely To Become Heavy Drinkers

A new research study has concluded that teens who abuse alcohol earlier in life have more chance of becoming alcoholic.

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Heroin Easier to Get than Wine and Cheaper than Beer in PA

Bags of dope are being sold for as little as $5 in the Keystone State.

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Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson No-Shows for Hearing In Award-Winning Drug Case

Michael Brown's killer has been on administrative leave and has no intentions of showing up for any cases this year.

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