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Morning Roundup: Sept. 11, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Retail weed in Colorado tops medical pot in sales, man arrested for selling crushed Pop-Tarts as cocaine, and man charged with hiding drugs in DARE lion. MORE  

Drug Dealer Reports Stolen Weed to Police, Gets Away Scot-Free

By McCarton Ackerman

Mariah Massad called police to report a robbery, which included 10 grams of pot. MORE  

Morning Roundup: Sept. 8, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

San Diego Padres shortstop Everth Cabrera arrested for DUI, woman deposits cocaine at Wells Fargo, and drunk half-naked man climbs fence at NASCAR race. MORE  

Missouri Duo Allegedly Posted Selfie With Dead Friend After Drug Overdose

By McCarton Ackerman

Chelsie Berry and Jared Prier posed with their dead friend and tried to dump his body. MORE  

Meth Lab Trio Throw Toilet, Sink At Imagined Attackers

By Bryan Le

Police had to calm the three down and ensure their "attackers" were gone. MORE  

Morning Roundup: Aug. 25, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Le'Von Bell didn't know driving high could lead to DUI, Oklahoma medical marijuana petition falls short, and man in penguin suit steals booze from stores. MORE  

Morning Roundup: Aug. 18, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Danniella Westbrook allegedly doing cocaine again, drunk lunatic stabs three at Grand Central Station, and woman caught smuggling coke in breast implants. MORE  

Morning Roundup: July 31, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Drunk Kate Moss gets onto flight without a ticket, patient sues plastic surgeon over cocaine nose, and Kentucky Fried Chicken offers free LSD. MORE  

Morning Roundup: July 23, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Lars Ulrich credits Noel Gallagher for quitting cocaine, Shia LaBeouf says Brad Pitt helped him get sober, and daughter of Real Housewives star arrested for DUI. MORE  

Morning Roundup: June 25, 2014

By Shawn Dwyer

Nephew fended off drunk Hope Solo with BB gun, man wears socks full of weed to court appearance, and drunk man breaks into house and poops on floor. MORE  

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Morning Roundup: Sept. 18, 2014

Chinese cops formally arrest Jackie Chan's son, Wes Walker reinstated under new NFL drug policy, and police called to handle drunk skunk.

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Though a small study, researchers found that taking psilocybin can have a positive effect on quitting smoking.

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New Jersey Bill Classifies Drug Addiction as Mental Illness

Strongly supported by parents of children lost to overdoses, Bill A3227 will give judges the power to send addicts to treatment.

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Generic Version of Pricey Hep C Drug Available in Developing Countries

The $1,000-a-pill hep c treatment will be approximately $10-a-pill in its generic version, but it won't be available in the U.S.

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Cliffside Malibu
 
 
 
 

The “beach-house-relaxed” Cliffside Malibu claims to provide an oasis for recovering addicts and alcoholics. And that’s just what you'll get—if you’ve got the cash.

Morningside Recovery
 
 
 
 

For a “rehab near the beach” experience that isn’t quite as costly as similar SoCal competitors, head to this Newport Beach treatment facility.

AToN Center
 
 
 
 

Whether you’re interested in the 12 Steps, SMART Recovery, or holistic treatments, this luxurious, appealing and commendable 4.5 star (our system doesn't yet show the 1/2 star) San Diego rehab has a program for you. 

Reflections
 
 
 
 

This exclusive Northern California rehab is all about client choice—as well as golf outings, Buddhist field trips and keeping up with the office.

Capo By The Sea
 
 
 
 

Capo By The Sea offers an executive rehab program complete with medical detox and a focus on dual-diagnosis issues, as well as an outpatient option in an environment that exudes the kind of beach house optimism one would expect from an Orange County recovery outfit.

Journey Malibu
 
 
 
 

Want many of the luxury amenities A-listers have come to expect—including an enormous backyard with a pool and patio, an herb garden, a volleyball net and a spectacular vista of the Santa Monica mountains—with a recovery program to match?

The Ultimate Guide to Rehab
 
 
 
 
 

What you need to know when choosing an addiction treatment center.

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