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"The Situation" Under Wraps in Rehab

Clothing restrictions may keep the reality star's famous abdominal sidekicks from joining him in treatment.

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By May Wilkerson

03/26/12

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Things just keep getting worse for Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino: Crack sleuthing by TMZ has revealed that wardrobe guidelines at Cirque Lodge, where The Sitch is currently checked into rehab for addiction to prescription meds/exhaustion, will prevent the Jersey Shore star from displaying his world-famous six-pack (of abs). Beyond a strict prohibition on skin exposure, the guidelines also seek to prevent wardrobe malfunctions by banning muscle shirts, sleeveless tops, ripped jeans, hats, sunglasses and all clothing with obscene language. Seeing as how that sounds like pretty much everything The Situation has ever worn, could a total makeover—both spiritual and sartorial—be in the cards for the muscle-bound MTV icon?

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