12 Shocking Drug News Items From the Sunshine State
From wickedly funny to stunningly stupid to eye-raising examples of brutal behavior, Florida is the state that keeps on making headlines in the drug world.
Prosecutor Calls Addicts ‘Crack Hoes’ on Facebook Page
A Florida prosecutor apologized earlier this month after a Facebook post which referred to drug addicts as “crack hoes.” Kenneth Lewis, an assistant state attorney for Orange and Osceola County, was overwhelmingly slammed for his post which read: "Happy Mother's Day to all the crack hoes out there. It's never too late to turn it around, tie your tubes, clean up your life and make difference to someone out there that deserves a better mother."
Lewis apologized for his “poor choice of words,” but showed a lack of remorse by claiming he intended for the post to be only visible to his Facebook friends. The post still remains active on his page. Florida natives also objected to his lack of punishment. Lewis’ boss, Ninth Circuit State Attorney Jeff Ashton, called the remarks “offensive and dehumanizing,” but said that a punishment couldn’t be issued because his office did not have a social media policy.
Arrested Man: “I Thought Cocaine Wasn’t Illegal”
Even though it’s been illegal across the country for decades, 46-year-old Guy Lanchester used ignorance as an excuse to try and get out of cocaine possession and evidence tampering charges. Last February, police in Key West caught him red (or white) handed with a bag of cocaine in his hands outside of a resort, where he had been seen arguing loudly with a woman. Lanchester reportedly “shoved his hands into [a] flower pot and yanked them back out,” but police quickly stepped in and uncovered a small plastic baggie with .8 grams of cocaine. When questioned by the cops, he told them he “thought cocaine wasn’t illegal in Florida.”
Man Murders Drinking Buddy Over Last Beer
Rather than go to the nearest supermarket, Ocala native Daniel Trent took matters into his own hands last month during an argument with his drinking buddy over the last beer. He stabbed both 56-year-old Mark Durham and the man’s dog to death because Durham “didn’t want to share it. He wanted it for himself.”
The two men had been drinking copious amounts of Natural Ice that night at Trent’s house, with both men downing about 20 beers each. After initially denying the murder to police, he later admitted that when Durham claimed the last beer and refused to leave, he stabbed the man twice with a kitchen knife. However, he claimed it was in self-defense because Durham stabbed him first and that he only killed the dog after a dying Durham asked him to. In a gross understatement, he admitted that he “should have stopped drinking.”
Trent was ultimately charged with second-degree murder and held without bond.
Meth User Burns Down World’s Fifth-Oldest Tree
A meth addict in Seminole County expressed remorse and shame after accidentally burning down a 118-foot-tall bald cypress tree that was more than 3,500 years old. Sarah Barnes, 26, was using meth inside of the tree with a friend in January 2012. She fled the scene and it appeared she would get away with her crime at first after the Department of Agriculture and Consumer Service initially suspected either lightning or an arsonist caused the environmental tragedy.
However, police were able to use anonymous tips to track down Barnes after she showed people images of the fire that she downloaded to both her computer and cell phone. She reportedly told friends, “I can’t believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus.” After being confronted by authorities, she admitted to lighting the fire.
High, Naked Man Shot Dead After Biting Another Man’s Face
A Florida man was shot to death by police after biting the face of another man in Delray Beach while roaming the streets naked and high. The man, whose body was never identified, assaulted numerous people one evening last February on Military Trail before biting an 18-year-old man in the face. After continuing to attack police even after being Tasered, authorities killed him by firing three shots.
[He] was obviously on some kind of narcotics to act like this. He’s obviously delirious on something,” said Palm Beach County Sheriff Ric Bradshaw. “The people that he assaulted ... said this guy had super human strength. He looks like an NFL linebacker. And he basically started terrorizing people all up and down the street.”
The case had many similarities to the 2012 tragedy involving Ronald Poppo and Rudy Eugene. Eugene was shot dead by police after viciously attacking Poppo underneath a Florida highway and refusing to stop chewing his face. Although Poppo survived the attack, he needed a face transplant afterwards and is now permanently blind. Although bath salts were initially rumored to be the cause of the attack, lab tests later only found marijuana in Eugene’s system.
Drug Court Judges Battle Their Own Drug and Alcohol Problems
The same judges that sentence drug and alcohol offenders to rehab have needed some treatment themselves. Broward County Judge Giselle Pollack entered an outpatient program last December after reportedly showing up drunk to work.
She allegedly ended a session after 90 minutes and bizarrely ranted at her assistant afterwards. Although she returned to work the next day, Pollack acknowledged that she has "some health issues. I’m going into treatment for them. I have two weeks off starting [Friday]. I’m going to be in an intense outpatient program.” But after slurring her words and being removed from the courtroom last March, she went on personal leave once again.
Unfortunately, Pollack is in good company among other Broward County drug court charges. Last November, Judge Cynthia Imperato was arrested for DUI. In 2007, Judge Lawrence Korda was caught smoking pot in a park, while Judge Joyce Julian was arrested in 2001 after being found drunk, disoriented and partially naked as he wandered the hallways of a resort hosting the Florida Conference of Circuit Judges.
Florida’s Welfare Drug Testing Program Ends Up Losing Money
In a program that at least received an “A” for effort, Gov. Rick Scott’s program which called for welfare recipients to undergo mandatory drug testing was a stunning failure. An April 2012 report showed that out of the 4,086 applicants who were drug tested, only 2.6 percent of them failed. And since the state is legally required to reimburse the cost of the testing to applicants who passed, it ultimately cost them $45,780.
The ill-advised program was deemed unconstitutional last December, with Judge Mary S. Scriven ruling that there is "no set of circumstances under which the warrantless, suspicionless drug testing at issue in this case could be constitutionally applied." But Scott intends on taking his battle to the Supreme Court, declaring that "we should have a zero-tolerance policy for illegal drug use in families – especially those families who struggle to make ends meet and need welfare assistance to provide for their children."