The Great "Booze-for-Elephants" Zoo Ruse
Zookeepers hoodwinked their managers for 20 years, claiming that their horny elephants needed booze to stay calm.
Pakistani zookeepers ordered booze "for their elephants," telling management that it helped soothe randy and aggressive elephants during mating season. If you just thought “Really???” then you already asked more questions than the management at Islamabad's Marghazar Zoo, who regularly paid for huge amounts of locally-made liquor (up to $880 USD, which isn't exactly peanuts) as part of the food supply for the peppy pachyderms. And this went on for 20 years. The keepers even claimed that the elephants could go buck wild, destroying property and killing people, if management didn't keep a steady stream of alcohol coming. Of course, the keepers were just taking the booze for themselves and drinking on the zoo's dime. Veterinary experts say that elephants actually shouldn't drink alcohol, as it probably wouldn't calm them down at all—in fact, drunk elephants have been known to embark on murderous rampages. The same keepers were also responsible for 22-year-old Saheli, an elephant gifted from Sri Lanka, dying a premature death. They have since been suspended.