Morning Roundup: March 5, 2012

Smoking, drinking teens are the least happy, why sex addiction is "a myth," and Lindsay Lohan makes light of legal woes on SNL.

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By Will Godfrey

03/05/12

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Smoking, Drinking Teens Are the Least Happy [Daily Mail]
Sex Addiction "Is a Myth" [New York Post]
Rockies Pitcher Alex White Arrested for DUI [Denver Post]
Vodka-Injecting Gunman Arrested After Standoff in Pennsylvania [York Daily Record]
Stolen iPad Search Nets $34 Million in Meth [MSNBC]
Lindsay Lohan Makes Light of Legal Woes on Saturday Night Live [LA Times]

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