Morning Roundup: March 5, 2012
Smoking, drinking teens are the least happy, why sex addiction is "a myth," and Lindsay Lohan makes light of legal woes on SNL.
- Smoking, Drinking Teens Are the Least Happy [Daily Mail]
- Sex Addiction "Is a Myth" [New York Post]
- Rockies Pitcher Alex White Arrested for DUI [Denver Post]
- Vodka-Injecting Gunman Arrested After Standoff in Pennsylvania [York Daily Record]
- Stolen iPad Search Nets $34 Million in Meth [MSNBC]
- Lindsay Lohan Makes Light of Legal Woes on Saturday Night Live [LA Times]