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Afghan Warlord: Prince Harry Is a "Drunk Jackal"

A former Afghan prime minister says that the price for Britain's soldier prince will be "certain death."


Prince Harry is known as "Captain Wales" in
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By Ben Feuerherd


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A Mujahedin warlord, Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, claims that Prince Harry, who has been serving as an officer in the British Army in Afghanistan, has been drunk during combat—and that it won't end well for him. Hekmatyar—who has twice served as Afghanistan's prime minister and is deemed a "global terrorist" by the US—tells The Daily Telegraph from his mountain HQ that the “drunk” prince will face “certain death.” He declares, "The British Prince comes to Afghanistan to kill innocent Afghans while he is drunk. He wants to hunt down Mujahedin with his helicopter rockets without any shame. But he does not understand this simple fact that the hunting of Afghan lions and eagles is not that easy. Jackals cannot hunt lions." Hekmatyar says of the UK’s general role in the Afghan conflict, "I do not understand how the British public accept their children being sent to certain death in order to please American generals." Party-loving Prince Harry has previously faced intense media scrutiny for some public displays of poor judgement, including a Nazi Halloween costume and a famous nude party in Las Vegas. But there is no (other) suggestion that he's been drunk on tour.

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