Drunk Man Arrested For Having Sex With ATM, Picnic Table
Plied with plenty of alcohol, a Tennessee man found the appeal of making love to an ATM too difficult to resist.
Lonnie Hutton, 49, was arrested on Friday night for drunkenly trying to have intercourse with a bar ATM and a wooden picnic table.
According to local reports, Hutton allegedly walked into the Boro Bar and Grill in Murfreesboro, Tenn., where he pulled down his pants and underwear, exposed his genitals, and proceeded to make a deposit in the ATM.
After making a withdrawal, Hutton was found by police “nude from the waist down, walking around the bar, thrusting his hips in the air,” according to local TV station WKRN. The officers took him outside and sat Hutton down on a nearby picnic table. Apparently unable to resist the table’s allure, Hutton "exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table."
Hutton allegedly wreaked of alcohol, had slurred speech and bloodshot eyes, and was unsteady on his feet. Police arrested him for public intoxication and held him at the Rutherford County jail on $250 bond. Hutton was scheduled to appear in court on July 1.