Charlie Sheen's Poetic Response to Drug Questions | The Fix
facebook twitter RSS
HOT TOPICS: Alcoholism  Addiction  AA  Cocaine  Heroin

Charlie Sheen's Poetic Response to Drug Questions

He literally writes a strange poem when asked if he's using drugs again. Read it here.


Penning Photo via

By McCarton Ackerman


| Share

If Charlie Sheen has publicists to do damage control, he sure isn't using them. The winning-est actor responded to allegations of recent drug use with his ex-wife Brooke Mueller by sending a bizarre poem to TMZ. The lyrical riposte—with its characteristic lack of structure—not only fails to confirm or deny the allegations that he's using, but also betrays a failure to use a dictionary. (Meanwhile, Mueller is actually using her team to deny the drug reports, with her lawyer claiming that she's in rehab "to be monitored" and not as a result of falling off the wagon.) Without hazarding any advice over its interpretation, The Fix presents Untitled, by Charlie Sheen:

I can't speak to anyone's opinion or judgement.
I was there
they were not.
their tepid
hearsay is a baseless
static drone.
a mantra.
their theme.
I refuse to be held hostage by their 'constitutional'
to judge those
who can and who do.


Rehabilitation Directories

Most Popular
The Rehab Review
Cliffside Malibu

The “beach-house-relaxed” Cliffside Malibu claims to provide an oasis for recovering addicts and alcoholics. And that’s just what you'll get—if you’ve got the cash.

Morningside Recovery

For a “rehab near the beach” experience that isn’t quite as costly as similar SoCal competitors, head to this Newport Beach treatment facility.

AToN Center

Whether you’re interested in the 12 Steps, SMART Recovery, or holistic treatments, this luxurious, appealing and commendable 4.5 star (our system doesn't yet show the 1/2 star) San Diego rehab has a program for you. 


This exclusive Northern California rehab is all about client choice—as well as golf outings, Buddhist field trips and keeping up with the office.

Capo By The Sea

Capo By The Sea offers an executive rehab program complete with medical detox and a focus on dual-diagnosis issues, as well as an outpatient option in an environment that exudes the kind of beach house optimism one would expect from an Orange County recovery outfit.

Journey Malibu

Want many of the luxury amenities A-listers have come to expect—including an enormous backyard with a pool and patio, an herb garden, a volleyball net and a spectacular vista of the Santa Monica mountains—with a recovery program to match?

The Ultimate Guide to Rehab

What you need to know when choosing an addiction treatment center.

the fix tv